Lost and Broken Camera Haikus

I'm ordering a new camera today! It's a cheap one. You know why? Because I've managed to lose or break every single camera I have ever owned. In purchasing this new camera I have decided to honor the cameras of the past in Haiku...

Denny's Christmas Eve
I left without you, sorry
Never seen again

Visit McMinnville
For Alien Day parade
Dropped you on your face

Newport was so fun
Then someone stepped on you...crap
You function no more


Dear new Camera which costs me $56.79,

I promise to buy a hard shell case to keep you safe. I will cherish and honor you and won't take pictures of ugly things, blood or politicians. I will try my best to keep you close to me at all times so I can photograph monumental events in our lives, most specifically for my blog because people get bored easily when they have to read a lot of words and don't have pictures to look at. Oh dear Camera, please accept my apology in advanced if I break or lose you. It's not you, it's me.

Sincerely,

Desiree